A truck rode around Koh Samui with this blasting from the megaphone:

Get the seat earlier!
Get the seat earlier!
Tomorrow night!
Tomorrow night!
Lady and gentlemen!
Tomorrow night!
Tomorrow night!
See the best muay thai!
See the real muay thai!
See the best of the best!
Champion of the year!
Super fight!
Super fight!
The greatest fight!
One night only!
Tonight!
Tonight!
Start at 9pm!

You will never disappointed!